John DeSando

Phantasmagoric and fleshy, but a slight bit more substantial than you'd think.

I must admit I liked Admission.

Another dysfunctional family but with  functional cinematography.

A Cinema Classic: Johnny and John ask where are the crowds for classic cinema in Columbus, Ohio?

John and Johnny ask where have all the cinephiles gone--and they take 10 minutes to rant about it.

Not an incredible movie.

Learn about 911 Call Centers; weep for an imaginative thriller.

Carolyn  and John agree on the visual delights of Oz and the deficiency of  Franco's role.

The Johns react to Disney's acquiring the Star Wars franchise. It's not all good.

Johnny waxes nostalgic about Star Wars after hearing Disney bought the rights.  John waxes a bit himself. Star Wars takes a waxing.  All this in 10 min.

A Cinema Classic: Uncut 10 min. Star Wars

John and Wayne struggle to say something good about the most recent Die Hard.

Some real magic needed with this extravaganza.

Needing more TL Jones and less love.

Dwayne just keeps chugging along with one mediocre film after another.

John and Johnny have decidely differing thoughts about the Oscar winners for the films of 2012.

Johnny and John are appropriately cranky about the Oscar winners, for a whole 10 minutes at that.

Even Willis's smirk can't save this dying franchise.

Carolyn, Fran, and John compare notes on their fav Oscars from the past.

John, Johnny, and Tristan, inspired by the Lincoln Oscar nomination, discuss biopics.