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Translated Into 'Trumptalk,' History's Famous Lines Would Look A Little Different

After speaking at the U.S. Naval Academy's graduation and commissioning ceremony, President Trump tweeted, "To the @NavalAcademy Class of 2018, I say: We know you are up to the task. We know you will make us proud. We know that glory will be yours. Because you are WINNERS, you are WARRIORS, you are FIGHTERS, you are CHAMPIONS, and YOU will lead us to VICTORY! God Bless the U.S.A.!"
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After speaking at the U.S. Naval Academy's graduation and commissioning ceremony, President Trump tweeted, "To the @NavalAcademy Class of 2018, I say: We know you are up to the task. We know you will make us proud. We know that glory will be yours. Because you are WINNERS, you are WARRIORS, you are FIGHTERS, you are CHAMPIONS, and YOU will lead us to VICTORY! God Bless the U.S.A.!"

Sad! Pathetic! Fake News!

Have those words crept — or burst! — into your vocabulary in the past couple of years?

Any president has an impact on public rhetoric. But the influence of what I'll call Trumptalk, derived from the president's frequent tweets, may be even more communicable.

Sarcastic nicknames! Punchy phrases! Staccato sentences! Exclamation points scattered like bowling pins! We all talk like that now!

Even if — or perhaps precisely because — his tweets can be fragmented and ungrammatical, they are taken as signs of authenticity, from a president who reportedly tweets while watching Fox & Friends in his bathrobe.

But this week, Annie Linskey of The Boston Globe reportsthat several West Wing staffers also craft tweets for the president. But they try to approximate his style by using sentence fragments, grammatical errors and capital letters that sprout, seemingly by chance, like dandelions in a meadow.

"Tweets that are proposed are in his voice," an unidentified staffer told the Globe. "You want to do it in a way that fits his style."

And if pundits, journalists and talking heads point out errors, White House staffers insist it just confirms that the president as a man of the people who isn't confined by such restraints as grammar, spelling and politeness.

It's irresistible to reflect on how history might have been enlivened if leaders of the past had been able to tweet in a style similar to President Trump's.

Abraham Lincoln might tweet in April of 1861:

"Crooked Confederates bomb Ft. Sumter. Not good!"

Brutus on March 15, 44 BC — or however they said BC when they could not have known they were BC — could tweet:

"I was nowhere near Caesar when he went down fast and hard on Senate floor. Special Roman Counsel Investigation already shows: NO COLLUSION!!!"

Ulysses S. Grant might tweet in 1864:

"Little Robert E Loser's cannonballs couldn't Shoot through a Burlap Sack. My Cannonballs Button is much bigger and more powerful and my Button works!"

The pharaoh of ancient Egypt might have thumbed:

"Fake News Book of Exodus says if we don't let Israelites Go, we'll be hit by Frogs, Lice, Boils, Hail, and Locusts. Cryin' Moses! Empty threats!"

Imagine a John F. Kennedy inaugural tweet:

"Ask Not what your country can do for you. Ask What can a new Tax Bill do for Me?"

And Cotton Mather, the Puritan minister, could have tweeted in the 1690s:

"20 witches Tried and Down! This is the Greatest Witch Hunt in History!"

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Scott Simon is one of America's most admired writers and broadcasters. He is the host of Weekend Edition Saturday and is one of the hosts of NPR's morning news podcast Up First. He has reported from all fifty states, five continents, and ten wars, from El Salvador to Sarajevo to Afghanistan and Iraq. His books have chronicled character and characters, in war and peace, sports and art, tragedy and comedy.