She's a little troublemaker with a big heart, and if you don't watch her, she'll steal the gnome from your garden and then your heart.
By John DeSando, WCBE's "It's Movie Time"
All we get here are actors whose lives and conversation are punctuated by no more wisdom than comments about perfuming private parts and penis size.
Ed Burns's Tommy Riley is caught renting "Breakfast at Tiffany's," leading to an affair and a pregnancy. This is the most excitement you're going to get in this Woody Allen rip-off.
May to December can be the cruelest months if they're about a relationship between a young woman and an older man.